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This is why you shouldn't let a neural net mix you drinks.
Inspired by @bethskw 's cocktails bot!
How to make a slide full of maths and still be funny. :D
"Congratulations on a job, well, ... done!"
What a pause can do to a sentence... :D
"Hm, wir brauchen eine eindrucksvolle Grenz-Zeremonie. Soldaten, die eindrucksvoll marschieren und ganz zackig wichtige Dinge tun. Kennt jemand einen guten Choreographen, der da was entwirft?"
"Ja, da gibt es einen renommierten Engländer... Ich glaube, er heißt Cleese oder so. Ja genau: John Cleese."
oh my god this is the cutest username/password UI I have ever seen
So here's the source of the #LightPollution in Dortmund... Borussia needs grass.
"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
I've been helping my friend who is a senior citizen with her computer and she keeps frustratedly being like "Wait, how did you know that?!" and I keep saying "I don't know shit. I kept clicking til something changed." I don't want to "teach her computer". I want to teach her that the computer people don't know shit other. Just keep clicking stuff until you get the desired response...just avoid the buttons that say "erase" or "delete".
Informaticker, Fachschaftsopa, Ex KIF Space Pirate Captain, Sprach- & Brettspieler, F84.5, Cispolyhete, Ruhrpott Ost. Mostly english, sometimes german, he/him.