Diplom Flausch/Dave™ @anathem@kif.rocks

USAxit: Trump kündigt an, dass USA ebenfalls aus der EU austreten

https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/01/usaxit.html

"If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, you've launched too late."

- Reid Hoffman

A tamper-proof seal.

I made a Security Seal.

"So you're a shapeshifter? Cool! I've always wanted to be a wolf, or wombat, or-"
"We can only take the shape of one animal."
"Oh. Which one?"
"It varies from person to person."
"Yeah, but what's yours?"
"Human."
"But you are..."
"Oh, I have taken human shape for the moment."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I just watched a woman upgrade her sewing machine with a toilet repair kit. Techbros think they're hot shit hackers but they ain't got shit on seamstresses.

@Nervengift Du musst die Zielzeit einstellen.

This train is running a bit late…

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

No matter how wet your weather is, German weather is wetter.

Ich hoer grad @bleeptrack@twitter.com und @robbi5@twitter.com dabei zu wie sie in CSS degrees casten und addieren und es hoert sich an als sollte es Defense Against CSS Arts dagegen geben