This is utter genius, and anyone who does not watch it will be deported to our re-education camps on the Isle of Wight. https://twitter.com/BBCTwo/status/1182686218053656576
Wird immer besser hier mit #wolkenbilder gucken ^^
Dortmund, jetzt. #wolkenbilder
Der Ziegenhirte, der die EU verklagt
Klimawandel kennt keine Grenzen. Deshalb müsse die EU mehr für den Klimaschutz tun, argumentieren zehn Familien und verklagen die EU. Caroline Hoffmann hat den kenianischen Hirten Guyo getroffen, der einer der Kläger ist.
*hat ne unterschriebenr Flora Mate vom @chaosdorf geschenkt bekommen*
@fedilab XD ... I like this error message!
Uns wurde der Mietvertrag gekündig, wir suchen zeitnah neue Räume. Wenn ihr gute Ideen für neue Räumlichkeiten in #Aachen habt, dann her damit!
Me: I'd like one wish please.
Genie: Well yes, I told you. ONE wish.
Me: I'd like 4294967297 wishes.
Genie: Yes, ONE. Now get to the point.
Me: I want a cucumber sandwich.
*Genie pulls a sandwich out of thin air*
Me: Ice cream?
*Genie makes it so*
Me: How about a car?
*A fancy car appears*
[4294967294 wishes later…]
Me: For the next person, I want your wish counter to be 1 bit only.
Some madman wrote a raytracer in MySQL, including shadows and reflections. It creates a bitmap file by abusing INTO DUMPFILE 👌👌👌
Genie: "How do you do that thing with your voice?"
Me: "What thing?"
Genie: "That thing where you say a key word like 'must', but it sounds like you said it in all capital letters?"
"I think my programming is faulty," the robot said. "Can you fix it?"
"Sorry, buddy," the tech said. "I can't fix sentients' programming."
The robot turned to leave.
"But I can show some workarounds, and teach you to change your own programming. Will that do?"
"That will do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Beware the undischarged capacitor! #fortune
... If that product was your journeyman's piece, you may now enframe your Zeugnis, which came to pass because someone bezeugte, that he was there with you when you created it and
Babies are created when a man lies with a woman, therefore doing it is called "zeugen". If you were there with them, hidden, watching that, you could testify ("bezeugen") that them both have been in the act of impregnating her ("Zeugung").
(Found in a 4 year old forgotten file in my home directory, source unknown)
Informaticker, Fachschaftsopa, Ex KIF Space Pirate Captain, Sprach- & Brettspieler, F84.5, Cispolyhete, Ruhrpott Ost. Mostly english, sometimes german, he/him.