Diplom Flausch/Dave™ @anathem@kif.rocks

😂 WTF...also sowas krudes wie das Zeit-Formatierung-Format von go hab ich auch noch nicht gesehen: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/20234104/how-to-format-current-time-using-a-yyyymmddhhmmss-format#20234207

"Mum, are there any new fairy tales?"
"Yes, many writers write fairy tales."
"No, like, stories that you tell kids to teach them not to do stupid things."
"Oh, I see. There are a few. And one that really happened."
"Really?"
"Settle down, I'll tell the story of Leeroy Jenkins..."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

IMAGES THAT PRECEDE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

Gesagt, getan.

dude: [dick pic]
dude: hi
me: not impressed. you can do better
dude: what do you mean?
me: it's an awkward angle, doesn't really give me a sense of scale. not sure about the lighting either. it's like there's no thought in the composition.

doesn't really tell the viewer a story, it's just like "dude grabbing his junk" okay? boring.

(continues)

Ich könnt noch ein Ticket für die Easterhegg brauchen. #GerneRT #eh20

It's the universal non-palindrome day! This is the only date consisting of nothing but zeroes and twos that is not a palindrome no matter how you write it!

02202020
20022020
20200220
20202002

Relish it, we won't have another one of these for 20,000 years

Rauslassen

Solltet ihr jemals in die Verlegenheit kommen, ein Symbolbild für Polyamorie zu benötigen, nehmt bitte nicht ein Bild einer männlichen Person mit zwei weiblichen Personen, bei der am besten noch mit einer Person "heimlich"/hinter dem Rücken Händchen gehalten wird.

Warum wir in Deutschland nur noch niederländische Verkehrsingenieure einstellen sollten, damit uns nicht andauernd die Radfahrer platt gemacht werden:
https://blog.koehntopp.info/2020/02/19/how-to-build-a-cycling-environment.html

I want to release the design files.
Where do the cool 3d printing kids go to these days as thingiverse is soooo slow / half broken?

If something is subtly subtle, does that mean it's extra subtle, or not very subtle at all? 🤔🤔🤔