Got some cumuli for you today. #wolkenbilder
@dirt it’s like being Martin Freeman at the black panther premiere. We know nobody cares about us being here, but we’re just happy for everybody
website: what's your gender
me: my what?
website: your gender. what is it?
me: are..are we going to fuck?
website: no I just need to know for-
me: for what? so we can know each carnally?
website: look, ease up my investors want to know
website: look it's not a big deal just pick one at random. no one really cares wha-
me, closes site
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computer scientist's girlfriends: come over
comp scientist: i can't, there are so many of you and i have no way of finding out the route between your houses that requires travelling the least distance while visiting each of you once and then returning to my house
girlfriends: our parents aren't home
The travelling salesman problem (TSP) [...] is one of the most intensively studied problems in optimization. It is used as a benchmark for many optimization methods. Even though the problem is computationally difficult, a large number of heuristics and exact algorithms are known, so that some instances with tens of thousands of cities can be solved completely and even problems with millions of cities can be approximated within a small fraction of 1%.
Ha! That diode fixed this #ESP32! \o/
Studie zeigt: Kinder ist es häufig unangenehm, wenn ihre Eltern Fotos von Ihnen posten. Und nehmen es Ihnen noch Jahre später übel: https://netzpolitik.org/2018/sharing-is-caring-kinderfotos-im-netz-verletzen-die-persoenlichkeitsrechte-der-kinder/
Informaticker, Fachschaftsopa, Ex KIF Space Pirate Captain, Sprach- & Brettspieler, F84.5, Cispolyhete, Ruhrpott Ost. Mostly english, sometimes german, he/him.