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@f2k1de Muss was mit dem Planeten zu tun haben, auf dem du dich befindest...

Git is planning to switch to SHA-256 soon. This is all great news, but the best thing is the command to convert an existing repo to the new hash. It reads like a shitpost and gets better with each argument:

git convert-repo --to-hash=sha-256 --frobnicate-blobs --climb-subtrees --liability-waiver=none --use-shovels --carbon-offsets


Website data leaks pose greater risks than most people realize:
»In less than 10 seconds she produced a dataset with more than 1,000 people who have high net worth, are married, have children, and also have a username or password on a cheating website.«

Best quote about autism:
„I’m autistic, which means everyone around me has a disorder that makes them say things they don’t mean, not care about structure, fail to hyper focus on singular important topics, have unreliable memories, drop weird hints and creepily stare into my eyeballs.“

„So why do people say YOU’re the weird one?“

„Because there’s more of them than me.“


mal ne frage, leutz:
kennt sich wer mit schadensfällen in den öffis aus?
hab mir heute bei ner vollbremsung wahrscheinlich massiv den brustkorb geprellt(atemnot, dies das).
mir gehts halbwegs gut (war aber bis vorhin auch noch unterwegs), aber jetzt werden schmerzen stärker und mein kompletter rücken ist massiv verkrampft.
war noch nicht beim arzt, fürchte aber nicht drumrum zu kommen..

I think the opposite of procrastination shouldn't be precrastination but contracrastination.

Kann jemand eine @card10badge gebrauchen? Gegen Versandkosten für Leute bei denen es benutzt wird! :D

This limerick gained relevance since Mastodon started tooting on the Fediverse.

"Explorer, what has your team found?"
"The planet is habitable. It was once home to a relatively developed species that called themselves 'humans', but they burned too many fossil fuels and caused a global climate catastrophe."
"Didn't they do anything to stop that?"
"Yes, they put their best minds to it and came up with a fool-proof plan: stop burning fossil fuels & leave nature intact so trees can suck the carbon out of the air."
"And did they succeed?"
"Naw, they went with Plan B: Let the market regulate itself."

#Microfiction #SciFi #ShortStory
#ClimateCrisis #FossilFuels #FossilFools #ListenToTheScience #ActNow #Capitalism #CapitalismKills #Extinction

just got into this band called Placebo and found out they played with The Cure a few times which is pretty fucked up if you ask me.

At the reception, the alien ambassador turned to their human guide.
"It seems so strange," they said, "that there are two distinct types of humans."
"Ah, yes, 'men' and 'women'. You see-"
"No, multiple sexes and genders is common. I mean how some are unable to say 'I was wrong'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You know the thing in Futurama where the bureaucrats fly desks around to access enormous walls of filing cabinets?

That’s a real thing!!! (!!!!!)

Behold The Central Social Institution of Prague. It’s apparently still in operation.

The type designation of this machine suggests an unusual use case... ^^

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