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Man ueberblickt anfangs meist gar nicht, wie teuer so ein Piranhagraben im Unterhalt ist

Internet security tip: Don't use "beefstew" as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

A pizza with radius z and height a has a volume of πzza.

"New apprentice? How's that going?"

The tailor sighed, "Never held a needle in his life; still can't stitch straight. But..."

"But?"

"Brews a tea like nothing I've ever tasted. Haven't had a sore arm or back since I took him on... And everything he sews is comfortable despite the bad stitching. He's gifted, I'm sure of it..."

"Just not in tailoring?"

"I believe his sewing skills can one day catch up to whatever magic he seems to have."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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"Where are the frogs? I need spit, eyes and legs for this potion," the wizard bellowed.

"I forgot to feed them, they died," confessed his apprentice.

"The carcasses will do; fetch them!"

The apprentice blanched, "But I already disposed of them!"

The wizard struck the boy, howling, "Then go out and fetch more!"

The boy hurried out, basket in hand.

And released the frogs he'd claimed had starved.

"Stuff it, I'm going to go be a tailor."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

Does anybody have a Huawei P10 with a functioning compass? On my device, the compass seems to be broken -- after calibration, north is about 90 degrees off, then north sluggishly follows the phone orientation, no matter how many magnets or metal object are nearby.

Noo you can't leave your phone on the loudspeaker!

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Haha GSM goes brrrrrr-r-r-r-----r-r-r-----r-r-r

Challenge:
I'd like to ask you people to boost this post to see how long it'd take for it to reach someone else from my town (Westervoort, The Netherlands).
Of course, that implies that I'm not the only one here that uses Mastodon, but hey, part of the challenge :)

Starting on the 18th of August 2020 :)

GO!

How is it August already when it was just March yesterday?!

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