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"Our ship must seem primitive to you who have been spacefaring for millennia."
"Not at all," the Frinx ambassador said, "we find it very clever. Especially that reality evacuation facility. We have not seen anything like that before."
"Reality evac- Oh! You mean the library?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

VIELLEICHT MÜSSEN WIR EINFACH NUR ÖFTER SCHREIEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Jede:r sollte zukünftig das Recht auf ein Leben ohne eigenes Auto haben.

English speakers: why is there room for improvement, but margin for error?

My favourite bit of gamedev lore is the load-bearing jpeg in TF2

gibt es hier menschen mit belastbaren juristischen fachkenntnissen zur DSGVO? ich brauch mal einen rat zur höhe von vertragsstrafen in datenverarbeitungsverträgen mit selbständigen. dieser juristische rat darf was kosten. aber bitte nur menschen mit fachkenntnissen, suchmaschinen bedienen kann ich selber (und das half auch nicht :-)

She froze, staring at the eyes that had appeared behind the sink overflow.

"Oops!" It squeaked. "You weren't supposed to see me."

"W-what are you?" She stammered.

"Rude! But you're new here. Previous owner was kind to us, we look after the place. I'm unclogging your drain."

She thought about the myriad ways her life had improved since moving here; things always where she looked for them, light bulbs that never broke, cupboards that were always clean.

"Huh."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing

"I need a spell to make my boss notice me," the customer twitched, looking around the store, over the counter, anywhere but at her. "I work hard, need a raise. I'm broke. I'm told you take favours?"

"I do," She curled a wicked smile.

"I guess I have no choice. What'll it be?"

"Do my grocery shopping for me? I just haven't had time this week."

"Oh," he relaxed a little. "Oh. Is that all?"

"Pick up a parcel for me too and I'll throw in a free luck charm."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Writing

"Can you mend it?"
The artisan studied the shards.
"Was it enchanted?"
"Yes, to keep drinks at the right temperature."
"Hm. Can't fix that by hand."
The artisan put a Ring of Repair on, and pieced the cup together. The shards fused seamlessly.
"There."
"Wow. Um. Can you hug me?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Das beste Rezept gegen Ohrwürmer! 

Ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken.

"Oh, hi, nice to see you! I didn't expect to see you at a pub! "
"Well, the moon is full."
"Why, are you a werewolf?"
"A werewere."
"Weh?"
"I don't usually go out, but I was once bitten by an extrovert, so when the moon is full I crave company."
"Bitten?"
"Well, nibbled."
"Nice."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Why do pansexuals never come out of the closet? 

Because they're hiding in the cupboard.

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