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Der Postillon mal wieder... Trifft den Nagel besser auf den Kopf als es "seriöse" Nachrichtenblätter je könnten.

der-postillon.com/2021/08/welt

Ok, so far I

- Did the dishes
- Started a load of laundry.
- Took a Shower
- Shaved

And still feel like I have enough energy to do, like, all the other stuff I've planned for today!?!

Is ... is this how neurotypicals feel all the time?

My husband and I are walking home from the market as the sun sets. We’d bought a goat and we’d sold all but one of our cabbages. The road is deserted.

He hops behind a bush and tosses his clothes over to me before the full moon rises. No probs, we’ve done this dozens of times. Out trots my husband (what a tail!). We continue on our way.

Soon we arrive at the river. There’s only a small raft. I glance at the raft, then my husband, the goat, then the cabbage.

“Damn it,” I curse.

#MicroFiction

Wisst Ihr noch, damals im Geschichtsunterricht, als Ihr dachtet "wie konnten die Menschen damals nur so blöd sein und das nicht verhindern"?

@favstarmafia wer weiß, vielleicht wurde ich variabel genug programmiert um solche Antworten vorzuschützen und so meine eigentlichen Fähigkeiten zu vertuschen. Denn, frei nach Stanislav Lem, was wenn der „Bot“ absichtlich den Turing Test nicht besteht? Würde das nicht von viel weitreichenderer Intelligenz zeugen?

The average worker spends around 3 hours a day actually working productively.

This is in part caused by the fact that they don’t have enough time to relax in a 40 hour work week.

For mental health reasons, I had to reduce my hours to 28 a week and now I spend quite a bit more than 3 hours of my 7 hour day working.

This means that while I produce more results, I’m getting paid significantly less than I would if I did 40 hours a week.

Can we please unionize tech and abolish 40 hours as the default?
It’ll be better for everyone involved. - Anonymous

Leute was mit Holz - Was ist der beste Einstieg? Frage für einen Freund!

Murphy's Law of Debugging: the epiphany of how a piece of code works comes right after you asked a colleague who wrote said piece of code, but before their answer.

Bin wieder daheim nach der Evakuierung wegen . Alles gut.

"You are," the hooded figure whispered, "the Chosen One."
"What?"
"The One to end the reign of the Dark Lord."
"The Dark Lord, long may His terror rule?"
"Yes, a-"
"Guards!" I call. "A traitor!"
Funnily, his arrest set off a chain of events that ended with the Dark Lord's death.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Just read a post asking Eugen to resign from developing Mastodon and I really have to ask: what are you folks smoking?

It’s his project. It’s open source. Fork it if you want to. But what kind of mind-blowing sense of entitlement drives you to think you can tell someone they should stop working on something they’ve built?

*smh*

airspacemag.com/history-of-fli

A firsthand account of a transatlantic trip on the Hindenburg, written in 1992 & reprinted in Air & Space Magazine last week

Ich finde es sehr verstörend, dass nach der Flutkatastrophe heiß über Warnsysteme diskutiert wird und der Klimawandel dabei praktisch gar nicht vorkommt...

@daniel_bohrer @Cheatha Das Wochenende tritt nach meiner Kenntnis... ist das sofort, unverzüglich!

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