Mike's one piece of advice for new Mastodon users - dive into that Federated column and follow ANYONE and EVERYONE who looks like they've posted anything at all interesting to you. Just hammer the button. There's no penalty for mistakes. Go wild.
Later, when your Home timeline is buzzing, go in and unfollow people you decide you're not enjoying so much now.
Then do that again a few times. Then some more. Forever.
Ich arbeite in einem IT-Unternehmen in einer Region Südhessens, in der die Wörter „Azure“ und „Ärger“ sich (bei Sprecher*innen des lokalen Dialekts) phonetisch völlig identisch darstellen.
Christopher Columbus Day 😂😂😂
"I discovered this car" 😂😂😂
LMAO. This is so accurate 😂
friendly reminder that discord constantly hits /api/v6/science every time you do basically anything in discord with the details of what you did, which is an honestly creepy amount of data collection, and if you're using the browser version of discord you can disable that by pasting the following rule into your ublock:
UK politics, voting, commonwealth citizens can vote
Am cross posting this from birdsite as it makes an good point.
..."I'm only telling you this b/c in the Referendum my flatmates were from NZ, Canada & Australia and NONE of them knew they were allowed to vote
YOU KNOW YOU CAN VOTE ON DEC 12th IF YOU'RE A COMMONWEATH CITIZEN IN THE UK RIGHT?! "
REMINDER! If you own an original Xbox, you should check the hardware revision version ASAP! Any Xbox pre-v1.6 uses a cheap capacitor which after a decade will corrode and destroy the motherboard permanently.
I’m busting mine out rn (and softmodding it while I’m at it). I suggest you do as well, since it’s essentially a self destruct on vintage hardware.
Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion https://www.theonion.com/silicon-valley-leaders-sit-down-with-wildfire-at-invest-1839476762/
"How to read statistics"
Every time a state makes riding motorcycles without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.
When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like it's more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one.
Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.
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