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the existence of a field of mathematics called topology implies the existence of a parallel mathematical field of bottomology

RT @victorperli@twitter.com

Wenn drei FreundInnen unter freiem Himmel zusammentreffen, ist es verboten. Wenn die selben drei allerdings in der Werkshalle für Rheinmetall Waffen bauen oder für Amazon Pakete füllen, ist es kein Problem.

Fazit: Kapitalismus schützt vor Viren!
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🐦🔗: twitter.com/victorperli/status

@nnnuu @fabian soll der ganze Hall beim Intro und Uli am Anfang? Uff 😅

covid19, questionable "solidarity" 

in germany people spread on social media the idea that everyone should get to their windows every night 9p.m. and bang on pots + clap to express gratitude for healthcare and supermarket workers.

I hate the idea actually.
I am a baker and work early shifts, where I have to get up and 1a.m. and so do many healthcare workers who work shifts. they will wake them up.

also it stinks of attention seeking "look how cool wE ARE we are SO much solidarity woohooo"...

I feel for extroverts who are trapped at home and going out of their skulls. I really do. This is how we introverts feel around you ALL THE TIME. FOR DECADES. CONSTANTLY.

Maybe when this is past, we can compromise a little and build a world where we're all equally uncomfortable?

white culture vs the culture they want you to be scared of

covid-19 semi shitpost (the news is real) 

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

"Meiden Sie Menschenaufläufe."
"Na gut, dann mach ich Eintopf."
"Was?"
"Was?"

Mit diesem einfachen Trick sieht die "Corona-Karte" der WAZ sofort viel weniger schlimm aus: Für Deutschland werden Kreise für Bundesländer gezeigt, für die Nachbarn auf Landesebene. 16 "kleine" Kreise sehen viel weniger schlimm als ein großer Kreis aus! interaktiv.waz.de/corona-virus

"For the foreseeable future, we’ll be refunding the purchase price of our book “REMOTE: Office Not Required”."

Great gesture by Basecamp! Their book is an amazing intro to remote work and one of only two books I put on the resources list of my "how to thrive working from home" guide markosaric.com/remote-work/

Details about the refund are at twitter.com/jasonfried/status/

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Spread the word.

Me, exhausted: "Germany you can't just call everything with crushed tomatoes "ketchup"."

Germany, pointing at a jar of pasta sauce: "Noodle ketchup."

The hold music for our company's phone system is served by an ancient ipod that's locked in an electrical closet, duck-taped to the wall. Nobody remembers the ipod's unlock code.

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